If you’ve ever sat in a retrospective that felt more like theater than progress—or watched a “Scrum” team operate more like a slow-moving waterfall—you already know the problem:
Agile has been consumed by cargo cults and coated in jargon.
That’s why I built Agile Whiskey Bot — an AI-powered assistant for leaders and teams who want real results, not rituals.
What It Does
Agile Whiskey Bot answers questions like:
How do I lead a team that’s checked out?
How do I model a daily scrum that actually helps?
What’s a better metric than velocity?
How do I coach a Product Owner who just says yes to everything?
It’s built for:
Team leads, managers, and delivery folks
Scrum Masters and Agile coaches
Anyone trying to lead with clarity in complex environments
Try it for yourself:
Whether you’re coaching execs, digging a team out of dysfunction, or just tired of googling for real Agile advice — this bot delivers the goods. No fluff. No cult talk. Just straight answers, served neat.
Let me know what you think — and feel free to reply with ideas or feedback.